Hey! When did authors go from being faceless loners to self-promoting public figures with state-of-the-art websites, publicists, booking agents, blogs, twitter, billboards, and (coming soon, no doubt) skywriting?  Maybe it all started with Mark Twain, but things have gotten a lot more intense in recent years, and this may well be the source of my identity crisis.
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​Click here for the BEST BOOK VIDEO EVER! I am not kidding. This is great!
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​GINGER IS BACK!

Ginger Crump and her fiancé-to-be Billy are back in another near-future (tomorrow!) adventure set in Flinkwater, Iowa, home of the world’s largest robot manufacturer.
 
Ginger is fourteen now, and she figures she can handle anything. After all, she’s dealt with sasquatches, zombies, talking monkeys, computer-induced comas, and other everyday oddities. So when folks in Flinkwater begin to lose their memories she figures it’s no big deal…until her own boyfriend forgets who she is.
 
To make matters worse, a mysterious censor has hacked every single digital copy of Charlotte’s Web by taking out all the talking animals and replacing them with human characters—and Ginger is only halfway done with the book! Will Ginger be forced to read a book printed on pulverized dead trees? And where will she find such a thing in futuristic, digitalized Flinkwater?
 
Will Billy ever remember her? Will she ever find out what happens to Charlotte and Wilbur? What will happen when Ginger herself comes face to face with the Forgetting Machine?

​On sale September 20, 2016.



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News
LA Times 
Book Prize!

READ THE DAVID LEVITHAN/PETE HAUTMAN INTERVIEW ABOUT THE BIG CRUNCH HERE.

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A Romantic Comedy About Plagiarism?
Oh yeah.

Lita is the anonymous blogger with anger issues. Adam, her insufferably optimistic best friend, is the budding author. Some funny things happen on the way to publication. 

Click on the question mark to visit Lita's secret blog.

Click here to see reviews.


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GINGER CRUMP HAS A PROBLEM

Several of them, actually, including a sasquatch, a zombie, a talking monkey, a plague of comas, and a DHS agent named Ffelps. But it's nothing she can't handle, because she has a plan.
Ginger always has a plan.

Click on the book cover to read a sample chapter

Click here to read  early reviews of The Flinkwater Factor.

Click here for the BEST BOOK VIDEO EVER! I am not kidding. This is great!

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Meanwhile, in Montana, 
the world is about to end...

Check out these starred reviews from 
School Library Journal and Booklist.

Read sample chapters here.

Buy the book.

Below is an unboxing video the like of which you've never seen before. My publisher has a wicked sense of humor. Fortunately, I had a chainsaw.

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The Klaatu Diskos Time-Travel Trilogy
— now in paperback --

CLICK HERE TO VISIT THE KLAATU DISKOS WEBSITE.


The full trilogy is now available, pyramids, nanobots, and time traveling maggots included. Click here to see the Obsidian Blade video. Check out the Cydonian Pyramid video, too. And the two videos for The Klaatu Terminus.


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School Visits & Skypes

Yes, I do school visits, in person or via Skype. Lots of them. If I didnt, how would I meet my readers? 

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO.

Yes, I Tweet...

...occasionally.

Follow @petehautman

I'm on Facebook, too.

Click here to visit my Facebook page.

I have a blog...

...where I talk about things like cooking, writing, and mushrooms. Click!

And two dogs.

This is Gaston

And this is Baudelaire