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Reticulated elf weasel (Reticulatus caveat emptor) -- actual size
  
(Just kidding--there are no "reticulated elf weasels" here (or anywhere else). 
And I don't make anywhere near that kind of money. The truth is, I live 
under a bridge, sleep in a Hefty bag, and raid restaurant dumpsters for food.)